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December 26, 2021
OVERRATED “Succession” If you are a fan of the of HBO hit about an awful rich family, might I suggest the funny version: “Arrested Development.” They are basically the same show except “Arrested Development” is joke packed and probably more realistic. I’m not even saying “Succession” is a bad show, but if suddenly the cast
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Meal Kits
December 18, 2021
It’s hard not to spend a lot of money on food in New York. Furthermore, if you’re in the city or in Queens, it’s hard to resist the urge to order in food all the time. Us New Yorkers are properly spoiled when it comes to meals. Literally, every type of food is at our
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I Should Have Written This Letter Months Ago
December 8, 2021
Dear Jeff, I thought about writing this letter months ago. About what your family means to me. About how I’ve always felt privileged to be in your orbit, and treated like family of your own. I thought about writing it so many times, I basically had it written in my head. And now you’re not
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Fool’s Confidence
December 5, 2021
“Confidence is usually a bluff – if you’re lucky you might have it, but frankly nobody will know the difference” ― Chrissie Hynde Sometimes it’s annoying when someone who seemingly has it all confesses they struggle with confidence. Like this guy for example: I know, right. He might be the best looking person, ever. I
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Turkey Hearts
November 27, 2021
“You know what you should do,” I suggest with a weed pen in one hand and a stout in the other while two of my closest friends from home make a tray of mashed potatoes, “you should put cellophane over the mashed potatoes and imprint your hand on it and make a turkey.” “That’s a
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No Numb November No More
November 21, 2021
A couple years ago I published a blog called, “I May Need Your Help,” a vulnerable plea knowing that November has been a pattern trouble month for me for years. When, years ago, I realized I was damned with a properly severe major depression problem, I tried watching it to see what triggers it, if
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I Love To Write Day
November 15, 2021
That’s what today is: I Love To Write Day. Any given day there are many different holidays or dedicated days to things most people (rightfully) shouldn’t really give a shit about. Hell, I love to write and I don’t really care about “I Love To Write Day.” I only even know about the holiday because
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May We Have A Minute Alone
November 5, 2021
New York, may we have a minute alone? A city where you’re never alone. But always alone. May we have a moment, just you and I. Don’t you know I know now how dangerous it is to fall in love with a city. Don’t you know now I know how reckless it is to fall
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LIVE
October 31, 2021
Some years ago, I befriended someone via comedy who’s wife was a choreographer for the hit show, “Hamilton.” So, I was able to get face value tickets (around $200) for the show at a time when it was near impossible to get a ticket for less than $500. I, however, was busy with gigs. And
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These Goddamn Neighborhood Squirrels
October 21, 2021
These goddamn neighborhood squirrels. And generally, I like squirrels. They’re usually to themselves and act as a cute whimsical creature to any setting. But let me tell you about these Astoria squirrels. For reasons unknown, the stoop of the house I live in is the hot spot for squirrels to feast. Look at this: They
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