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Lori Palminteri Stand-Up / Writer

Lori Palminteri has been featured on FX’s “Louie,” “Live at Gotham” on AXS TV, Comedy Time TV, and at the Asheville, She-Devil, Laughing Skull, Laughing Devil, and Boston Comedy Festivals. Her wholesome “girl next door” looks and charm belie her quirky, often edgy style. Lori’s original sitcom pilot, “Honest Living,” was nominated for Best Film in the Comic Strip Film Festival, and Lori was also nominated for Best Performance as the mischievous con artist, Kate. Lori performs regularly all over New York City, and the Tri-State area at the Comedy Cellar, Broadway Comedy Club, Governor’s Comedy Club, and more.

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I wonder if it’s something about me in particular that attracts nut jobs or if it’s just that everyone’s a nut job.

Yesterday from Lori's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Dude: You look like this comedian girl I saw a couple weeks ago. Me: Well, that couldn’t be me because I’m a comedian boy.

About 2 days ago from Lori's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

There’s no songs about people who love little butts.

About 2 days ago from Lori's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

*Me drinking a beverage with a straw* Woman: You know straws are terrible for the environment and huge problem. Me: Did you know hundreds of underaged girls are sold to sex trafficking everyday? *Sips straw*

About 3 days ago from Lori's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

Me: I made some extra gig dough this month is you need to borrow money. Friend: Nah. I’d just spend it on drugs and alcohol anyway. Me: What do you think I’m gonna spend it on?

About 5 days ago from Lori's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone

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