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Somber as a Saxophone
March 12, 2024
Years ago, I went out with a jazz drummer. He was quite talented, and being the music lover I am, I fancied musicians more easily than I’d like. Though older, like me, he also looked young for his age, and he was attractive, somewhat resembling Robert Downey Jr (one time when we were out, a
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Captain’s Log: Part IIII (Fin)
March 4, 2024
Day 20: It’s still morning on the south shore of Oahu. I’m surfing Moana Bowls, 3-5 foot swells. A rainbow extends from the land into the water. Quite literally, I am somewhere under the rainbow. I have to paddle in soon and finish packing my stuff for my afternoon flight to New York (where, I
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Captain’s Log: Part III
February 28, 2024
Night 10: When I got to the theater to see The Beach Boys, the line was doubled around the corner. Out loud, I said, “fuck this, I’m going to a bar.” There was a half hour until showtime. It’s a 1400 seat theater— and a lot of old people to be seated— so I had
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Captain’s Log: Part II
February 21, 2024
[Most things in Hawaii are beautiful… except this ugly motherfucker.] Day 5: Thursday after the gig, I wasn’t feeling my best. My voice was a little better, but I still sounded like Patty and Selma (Marge Simpson’s sisters). It was kind of a lame day, but productive. Thursdays are my busy days anyway because I
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Captain’s Log: Part I
February 15, 2024
Arrival Day: I don’t consider the arrival day the first day of my Hawaii trip. The flight is over 10 hours, and I slept for most of it with a little help from drugs. The last two hours of the flight were the worst, when I wanted to read my book but the young man
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Did Mike Lindell Cure My Knee?
February 10, 2024
Yeah. That Mike Lindell. The dude who went from a crack head to being a self made millionaire, with the most annoying commercials second only to KARS 4 KIDS. Mike Lindell, who, with every new commercial he makes, the cross around his neck gets bigger and bigger. Like, bro. Maybe you have neck pain because
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Aloha
January 30, 2024
Over ten years ago now, my sister moved to Hawaii with her then boyfriend and now husband. He worked for Enterprise and had an opportunity to relocate there, and decided to take the adventure and my sister along with him. They lived on Oahu for a year, and then Maui for a year, before returning
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Pointless Pitches
January 27, 2024
I’m full of really brilliant ideas as I’m a gifted writer who doesn’t just have dreams of seeing my name “written by” float across a movie screen, but screenplays to prove my skill and work. Not convinced? DM for a sample. I love to show off my work. Especially if you want to give me
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Paper Planes
January 19, 2024
Our purposeless lives are so fleeting, sometimes, I think of it like a paper plane. We’re this clean slate, and we’re folded and molded, for us lucky ones, by people who love us. And then you’re supposed to fly, gliding through the universe, some fragile thing. I was never good at making paper planes. And,
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Heckled On A First Date
January 6, 2024
I picked the place. A charming little craft beer and cocktail place on the Upper East Side. I’d never been but I have a knack for finding cool places to drink or dine, a combination of being a native New Yorker, using reviews, and knowing what I like. This was a first date. We had
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