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I Should Have Written This Letter Months Ago
December 8, 2021
Dear Jeff, I thought about writing this letter months ago. About what your family means to me. About how I’ve always felt privileged to be in your orbit, and treated like family of your own. I thought about writing it so many times, I basically had it written in my head. And now you’re not
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Fool’s Confidence
December 5, 2021
“Confidence is usually a bluff – if you’re lucky you might have it, but frankly nobody will know the difference” ― Chrissie Hynde Sometimes it’s annoying when someone who seemingly has it all confesses they struggle with confidence. Like this guy for example: I know, right. He might be the best looking person, ever. I
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Turkey Hearts
November 27, 2021
“You know what you should do,” I suggest with a weed pen in one hand and a stout in the other while two of my closest friends from home make a tray of mashed potatoes, “you should put cellophane over the mashed potatoes and imprint your hand on it and make a turkey.” “That’s a
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No Numb November No More
November 21, 2021
A couple years ago I published a blog called, “I May Need Your Help,” a vulnerable plea knowing that November has been a pattern trouble month for me for years. When, years ago, I realized I was damned with a properly severe major depression problem, I tried watching it to see what triggers it, if
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I Love To Write Day
November 15, 2021
That’s what today is: I Love To Write Day. Any given day there are many different holidays or dedicated days to things most people (rightfully) shouldn’t really give a shit about. Hell, I love to write and I don’t really care about “I Love To Write Day.” I only even know about the holiday because
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May We Have A Minute Alone
November 5, 2021
New York, may we have a minute alone? A city where you’re never alone. But always alone. May we have a moment, just you and I. Don’t you know I know now how dangerous it is to fall in love with a city. Don’t you know now I know how reckless it is to fall
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LIVE
October 31, 2021
Some years ago, I befriended someone via comedy who’s wife was a choreographer for the hit show, “Hamilton.” So, I was able to get face value tickets (around $200) for the show at a time when it was near impossible to get a ticket for less than $500. I, however, was busy with gigs. And
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These Goddamn Neighborhood Squirrels
October 21, 2021
These goddamn neighborhood squirrels. And generally, I like squirrels. They’re usually to themselves and act as a cute whimsical creature to any setting. But let me tell you about these Astoria squirrels. For reasons unknown, the stoop of the house I live in is the hot spot for squirrels to feast. Look at this: They
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Strange Dreams In Strange Places
October 18, 2021
I’m no stranger to strange dreams. And I don’t know if it’s because of some sort of chemical imbalance, an overactive imagination or what, but I fail to remember the last I woke up without dreams from the night before distracting me in the morning, ever deciphering, “what does it mean? what does it mean?”
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Mumbling In Portugal
October 6, 2021
I wouldn’t judge my first experience in Portugal based on the taxi ride from the airport to the hostel, because, if tourists judged New York solely on their time spent in cabs, New York would quickly be regarded as the worst city ever, and as much as I have a love/hate relationship with my home
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