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Time Traveling
July 31, 2022
No, I haven’t figured it out. I’m horrible at math, remember? I think in order to invent time travel you have to be a genius at algebra and physics and basically everything I hate (numbers). Still, I’m properly obsessed with the notion. Even though I’ve read many books and watched films about time traveling and
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Lame Lifeguards
July 22, 2022
Surfers have a love/hate relationship with lifeguards. In some ways, surfers highly respect the guardians of the ocean, as many lifeguards are surfers themselves. The lifeguards at beaches like Waimea Bay in Hawaii are genuine heroes, as brave as any one, charging into deadly waters to help a distressed surfer. But no surfer is without
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A Little Longer
July 18, 2022
Let’s be honest, New York City is amazing two seasons of out the year (Spring and Fall) and pretty much sucks the rest of the time. Summer is way too hot. Winter is too cold and too long (with the exception of Christmas which is magical in New York). A NYC subway on a day
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That’s Rich
July 9, 2022
Even though I tend to be quite raw in my writing, there is still much about me I keep close to the vest, especially when it comes to my love life. This is often to protect to other person, more than it is to protect myself. But perhaps this is worth sharing. This is not
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Flaws
July 6, 2022
Despite a childhood of my siblings deeming me “the perfect child” or even my writing partner, Nick Griffin, pitching his voice up mocking me, “I’m Lori and I’m so perfect,” like anyone else, I am as far from perfect as Earth is from the sun. Which, I suppose is a good thing, or the Earth
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Kill! Fuck! Marry! THE BOYS Edition!
June 27, 2022
It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these and they’re fun. It’s everyone’s favorite time killing game when you’re stuck in traffic with friends… Kill! Fuck! Marry! This edition is with characters from Amazon’s “The Boys.” Potential spoiler warning for those who have not watched or are caught up! “The Boys” is a
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Behind On Blogs
June 20, 2022
Over ten years ago, I vowed to myself I’d write a blog a week. Whether I thought the blog was a funny story, a sad one, a life lesson, silly nonsense, a review, or just me venting… That was a promise I made to myself. And sometimes, I think I’ve written some really interesting or
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Baby Snails
June 12, 2022
When I updated Gertrude’s (my beta fish, who is actually a male, the genders of my tank are like the water inside— fluid) tank, I decided it would be best to get a little snail to help regulate algae. I’ve had a number of different tanks and lots of fish in my life, so I’m
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Jeff’s Funeral
May 30, 2022
It was Jeff’s birthday the other day. Or would have been. It still feels to talk about him in past tense. Jeff is my best friend’s husband, whom I was once a nanny for, who died late last year suddenly of cancer, leaving behind a wife and four teenagers. It still feels awful. It still
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Cosmic Coincidence
May 26, 2022
Do you believe in fate? Probably for most of my twenties, I would have given you a hard no. I heard a quote once that said “fate is just your decisions plus time.” Which I still mostly believe. But the older I get, the more I see things, often small, that make no sense to
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