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Missing Drone
May 9, 2021
I stood on the street examining a sign for a missing drone, you know, with a reward and all like one would post for a missing pet. We didn’t have many pets growing up, so never in my life would I know the stinging fear of a pet gone MIA (save for our turtle who
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Books I Think About All The Time
May 6, 2021
When I was a kid, I went back and forth with reading as far as loving it/not caring for it. I remember learning to read being somewhat of a struggle and it was thought I might have had dyslexia like my brother and dad. After being tested for it, they said my reading comprehension was
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Their loss.
April 21, 2021
Their loss. Close friends and family say. That’s what they say when a writing job opportunity is lost. Or when I’m rejected in love. Their loss. How I want to believe them. And I don’t doubt that they mean it. That if I wasn’t in their lives they would feel the loss. Or that they
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Dear Late Night Me
April 13, 2021
Dear Late Night Me, Having another insomnia spat, are we? Infuriating, isn’t it? How you could pass out in a matter of minutes at any random point of the day and now that you’re snuggled on your perfect mattress, all cozy and warm, you can’t sleep. Do you reach for the sleeping pills yet? The
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Blaise of Glory
April 8, 2021
Dearest Blaise, First born son of my brother. Heir to the arm that shook the world. Future surf legend. Nephew of famed writer, Lori Palminteri (okay, probably not famed but at least relatively successful by the time you’re of age to read this). I will never forget the day you were born. Partly because your
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peep wars
March 27, 2021
I liked Palm Sunday. Because my family went to church every Sunday until I was 16. A lot of good it did me (it turned me into a heathen). But Palm Sunday I liked, not really for religious reasons, rather because when you walked into church they gave you palms which people made into crosses.
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A Bony Ass In The Middle Seat
March 25, 2021
“You sit in the middle.” “Ah, c’mon! I always have to sit in the middle. It isn’t fair!” An adolescent Lori voiced her woes. “You’re the smallest. No one else fits.” “It’s not fair,” I pouted. Once again, whether in my family’s car or with friends, my assigned seat was the most uncomfortable seat in
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But Have You Ever Been In Love With A Rollercoaster?
March 16, 2021
Often, I lament how much I need to get my shit together in virtually every part of my life. With my career, dating life, financially stability, mental stability, the fact that I haven’t even found a buried treasure yet. And then I read news articles about people who sneak into their neighbor’s yards to fuck
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Romance
March 14, 2021
It isn’t so surprising that Pepe Le Pew was ‘canceled’ considering his actions were questionable, at best. But this is a cartoon. And it’s kind of cartoons’ ‘thing’ to exercise ghoulish overkill. Additionally, I’m willing to bet all the money I have (it’s not an impressive amount, admittedly) that no one watched this cartoon and
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Legacy
March 5, 2021
Long before she was pregnant, Mitch said she’d be a great mom. From where I’m standing, Mitch always wanted kids. I always knew he’d be a dad someday. Then came a call in the middle of a summer night. I was awake, stoned and watching television. If I were to guess, he wasn’t sober when
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