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Dear Abs
February 6, 2022
Dear Abs, I want you back. I miss you. Do you miss me? In those fleeting months we were one. God, did we look great together. I know I have to work a little harder to win you back. You have to really want it. Was I happier person with abs? Overall, probably not. True
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Stop Making Sense
January 29, 2022
When I first saw billboards for “David Byrne’s American Utopia,” for some reason I thought it was like “Mamma Mia” in the sense that they took Byrne’s music and turned it into a story (no disrespect to Mamma Mia, I actually love ABBA). I had no reason to think this it was just what my
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I Swear I’m Not A Baby Crazed 32 Year Old
January 17, 2022
“I swear I’m not a baby crazed 32 year old,” sounds like something a baby crazed 32 year old would say. I understand this. My apartment has been undergoing some minor upgrades, including a new dresser, a (finally) big TV, a much needed bookshelf and even a new roommate, Gertrude. Gertrude is a beta fish,
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Another Funeral, A Fart Joke & A Small Ask
January 15, 2022
Great Aunt Camille was my grandma’s sister and her life long best friend. There were never sweeter sisters. Between the two of them, I’m unsure they ever spoke poorly about anyone. My grandma didn’t speak all that much, actually. She was a quiet, timid woman. Camille was a bit spunkier and funnier. Even though Camille
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Rage On
January 6, 2022
I take it back. I take it all back. All that stuff about not wanting to live long (well, I still don’t want to live really long, like nursing home long). But maybe the prophecy that’s supposed to take place in April of 2026 is not something tragic. Maybe, it’s something great. Maybe. And I
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If I’m Going To Get Sick From Anyone…
December 30, 2021
It was the eve of Christmas Eve when I arrived at my sisters where I received my usual greeting of two little excited kids yelling my name and running to me for hugs. I do not take these entrances for granted. I know they will not be small like this forever, that some day when
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Overrated/Underrated
December 26, 2021
OVERRATED “Succession” If you are a fan of the of HBO hit about an awful rich family, might I suggest the funny version: “Arrested Development.” They are basically the same show except “Arrested Development” is joke packed and probably more realistic. I’m not even saying “Succession” is a bad show, but if suddenly the cast
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Meal Kits
December 18, 2021
It’s hard not to spend a lot of money on food in New York. Furthermore, if you’re in the city or in Queens, it’s hard to resist the urge to order in food all the time. Us New Yorkers are properly spoiled when it comes to meals. Literally, every type of food is at our
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I Should Have Written This Letter Months Ago
December 8, 2021
Dear Jeff, I thought about writing this letter months ago. About what your family means to me. About how I’ve always felt privileged to be in your orbit, and treated like family of your own. I thought about writing it so many times, I basically had it written in my head. And now you’re not
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Fool’s Confidence
December 5, 2021
“Confidence is usually a bluff – if you’re lucky you might have it, but frankly nobody will know the difference” ― Chrissie Hynde Sometimes it’s annoying when someone who seemingly has it all confesses they struggle with confidence. Like this guy for example: I know, right. He might be the best looking person, ever. I
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