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Chemical Warfare
July 2, 2025
It was a quiet, hot weekend in Astoria, Queens. Summer wasn’t just in the air, it was the air. Gardens tended to by neighbors flourished with color and floral smells. A drastic and welcomed contrast to Manhattan that would, from now until September, reek of piss. Until Labor Day, all roads to eastern Long Island
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Don’t Kill the Tomboy
June 27, 2025
Look. For the record, I do not care what your pronouns are. I care so little, I don’t want to know, and if you tell me, there is a likelihood I’ll still get them wrong not because I want to insult you (if I wanted to insult, you would know, I write insult
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The Quick Crip
June 17, 2025
While exploring ruins in Italy on with my cane with my broken foot, I got nods from a number of people who were impressed about how I got well I was getting around despite my injury. There were plenty of not crippled people exhausted and complaining about walking. And then I’d shuffle by them, quietly
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All Roads Lead To Rome
June 14, 2025
If you’ve taken hopper flights before, you already know, that it’s a smaller plane (in Europe, usually Ryanair) that loads from the parking lot and you have to go up a flight of stairs to get into the plane. When flying from Malta to Sardinia, someone helped me carry my suitcase up and I’m able
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Malta
June 4, 2025
The journey continued from Sicily to Malta via ferry. Because of my cane and fractured foot, I was escorted through security and they didn’t scan any of my bags. Gee, I guess if you want to smuggle drugs to Malta, just be handicapped. The ferry from Sicily to Malta is under two hours and is
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Sinking in Sicily & Fractured Foot
May 29, 2025
Part I: The Flood When I decided I was going to go to Italy, Sicily was one of the top places I wanted to see, since the Palminteri’s are fully Sicilian. And when it came to be that I would be doing the trip solo, I decided I wanted to see, for the most part,
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A Long Trip To Somewhere
May 24, 2025
There is always a line at Starbucks in the airport, which I never really fully understand. I mean, I’m a tea drinker anyway, but I never want to be caffeinated on the airplane. In fact, I want to be so subdued, that if the plane went down, I would only know post crash. And it’s
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Single. Dollar. Bills.
May 21, 2025
In the backyard at a long time friend’s house, I crack a beer. It’s a beautiful day. The sun shines on the now blossomed trees. My brother arrives with my nephew, Blaise. Blaise runs up to me with a wad of singles, throws them at me and yells, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU HAMSTER” before giving me
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Conversations With Boyfriends Past
May 9, 2025
“What’s it like?” “What’s what like?” “Being beautiful. Does it hurt?” “I don’t really think about it. Honestly.” “I’d just stare in the mirror all day long if I was beautiful.” “Gross. I mostly avoid mirrors. You wanna smoke a little weed?” “Do you need to be high to enjoy my company?” “I need to
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Sad Violin
May 4, 2025
A string trio plays in a mostly empty room, save for an elderly couple and an even more elderly pair of women, plus a bartender in the back. There’s a lovely display of untouched food the bartender stares at with longing. It goes on like this for almost an hour. It’s not a full bar,
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