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Five Silver Rings
February 14, 2025
For as long as I live, the phrase “five golden rings,” like from the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas” will remind me of my grandpa Vincent Palminteri. Growing up, it was tradition for my dad’s side of the family, a large Catholic Italian family, to gather on Christmas Eve. There are many musicians in
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Cheap Date
February 5, 2025
Admittedly, I’d become a serial dater in the month of January, year 2025. I had recently taken a break from online dating apps, but I was back with force. Of course, ultimately, I’m looking to fall in love, but I’m a cynic and I approach dating with a wry eye. Additionally, I have desires and
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An Uncomfortable Conversation About Suicide
January 29, 2025
“When people commit suicide, no one ever understands. You know what I mean? People commit suicide and people go ‘I don’t understand why.’ and I go, ‘You don’t?’ What, do you live in a cotton-candy house or something? What the fuck? You don’t know about life? How it only disappoints and gets worse and worse
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PhilaLori Punk (Sideline Reporter)
January 19, 2025
Anyone who knows me well, knows, I am a giant fan of Diane Morgan’s satirist documentarian, Philomema Cunk. If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor, and go watch on Netflix series, “Cunk on Earth” and now, the new “Cunk on Life.” In character, Morgan plays a supremely bored and ignorant documentarian interviewing real experts,
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Wave to Jesus
January 13, 2025
The traffic in Hawaii is atrocious. Honolulu or North Shore traffic made me yearn to be in New York traffic. That’s how bad it is. At least New York traffic moves. Hawaii rush hour is probably the worst part about Hawaii. Unlike New York, though, people are much nicer. The other drivers let you merge.
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Stranger Things I Find Attractive
January 6, 2025
There are things everyone finds attractive— a big, white smile, sparkling eyes, a fit body, smart brain, kind heart and humorous wit. I like those things too (and strive to have them), but there are less common, stranger things I also find attractive. This (as per instagram’s voting request) is a blog about those things.
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When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep
January 1, 2025
Kids suffer from a great deal of FOMO when it’s their bedtime and adults are still mingling. The little ones even cry, unbeknownst to them that their tears are literal proof how much they need to go to sleep. The last time I cried because I didn’t want to go to bed is such a
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The Worst Night Of Your Life
December 31, 2024
In New York, I rarely talk to the Uber drivers. In fact, I dread it if they start conversation with me. I’d rather be treated like a princess and we have zero conversion. Almost always, I’m listening to music in my headphones anyway. In Hawaii, if I took an Uber, I’d always have a conversation
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Slap the Ham
December 29, 2024
Years ago, when I was a scrawny teenager working in a catering hall, I quietly stood in the kitchen waiting for my “duty” of the cocktail hour, which was almost always passing hors d’oeuvres. I didn’t mind it much, because it was mindless, and I, like everyone else, would snatch appetizers off the plate and
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Why Are You Single
December 20, 2024
It’s a question I’m asked all too frequently. By suitors, strangers, or sometimes even friends. Frankly, it’s kind of irritating. Because no one ever asks a married person why they are married. Wait… that’s not true. I’ve done that on a number of occasions where someone is bitching about their husband or wife. But still.
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