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Your Apocalypse Tour Guide, Palminteri
October 27, 2019
You’re running. Running. Through a field. But you can’t remember where you are. Where you came from. What you’re running away from. You know nothing about the now, except for a message on your arm. A bloody message, scratched into your left forearm that says, “DON’T STOP. KEEP RUNNING.” It stings. You wished you remembered
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You Look Like You Want To Say Something
October 21, 2019
There are few things that impress me more about a human than an extensive vocabulary. Though I wouldn’t consider myself a full sapiosexual (not that I consider myself fully anything), no matter how attractive you are physically or kind you are, my interest in a person (in general, as a mentor, a peer, a friend,
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Wet Wetsuit
October 15, 2019
“ARE YOU LEAVING SOON?” A woman says with poor attitude, middle aged, on the plump side who’s been stopped in front of my parking spot in a small parking lot in Long Beach where I am taking off my wetsuit. This was spring time when the air was warming up but the water was still
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13 Things You Never Knew About Lori Palminteri (And Probably Don’t Want To)
October 8, 2019
Who is Lori Palminteri? You probably sit around wondering this (you probably don’t, unless you’re a psycho). Is she merely an introverted, sorely underrated comedian? An adrenaline seeking misfit? A socially awkward misanthrope with extraterrestrial blood running through her veins? It’s anyone’s guess. The young(ish) writer often bares raw truth in her comedy and writings,
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I May Need Your Help
September 29, 2019
I may need your help. Perhaps you, reading this right now. If you want to. Even if you do, it doesn’t necessarily mean I’ll let you. You may be family, a long time friend, someone who knew me before I am whatever I am today. Or a more recent addition to my life. A fellow comedian,
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Come Find Me, The Future & The Vortex To Get You There
September 24, 2019
I. Charlotte Charlotte. It’s too hard a name for my niece to pronounce, but now that she’s got down “wori” she loves to say it, over and over. And I love hearing it, over and over. When my sister was pregnant and told me she was naming her baby girl “Charlotte” it was a weird
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Splinter
September 16, 2019
Pulling a splinter from the bottom of my foot, I realize that I don’t quite get splinters like I used to when I was a kid. This is not because I’ve grown into wearing footwear… no, no, if it were up to me I’d be barefoot and mostly naked most of the time. Probably deck
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Sell Your Soul
September 11, 2019
Bare feet with chipped red nail polish on my toes dig in the sand, on the bay side shore of Long Island with the sun shining and low humidity– a perfect day, really, where I’m accidentally at my second wedding for the weekend. If you’re wondering, “how the fuck do you end up at so many
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The Girl In The Pretty Blue Dress, Knives, Jesus & Gay Sex
September 3, 2019
Which part of this title hooked you in? Was it gay sex or Jesus? The gay sex/Jesus combination? I’m working on making titles more alluring. How do you feel about this meta introduction to my blog? Is it annoying or clever? Often times clever people are quite annoying. You’d feel this way too if I
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You Made It Worth It
August 29, 2019
It may be hard for many of you to picture a drunk Lori, in a yellow flowered dress, singing a Celine Dion song to my gay best friend at a wedding table, my 11th or 12th vodka soda in hand. But then others, like the bride, would have no trouble picturing it at all. This wedding was
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