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Meeting Moms
September 17, 2025
Some years ago, we thought Dani wouldn’t be with us today. Her cancer diagnosis was for the worst, but she is still here. A heartbroken and angry Lori wrote a blog some years ago, When This is Finally Over, but I am pleased to announce that said fated to die woman in this blog didn’t
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Astoria Park Treasure
September 8, 2025
After an impromptu trip to Montana with two of my close friends to attempt to find Justin Posey’s treasure worth millions (more on this here if you missed it), where we didn’t find the loot but had a great time in nature, especially at Yellowstone, I decided, like Justin, I wanted to “be the fun
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How To *Not* Succeed in Show business
September 2, 2025
For fans or concerned friends, no I am not entirely quitting comedy and definitely not giving up on writing, but yes, times are tough and I stand at a cross roads in my life where I’ve honed a very specific skill, and yet I have few skills to thrive in modern society anymore. I feel
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The Real Treasure
August 18, 2025
An eccentric wilderness lover named Justin Posey (see Netflix docuseries “Gold & Greed”) buried a treasure worth millions in the American west following the footsteps of adventure enthusiast Forest Fenn after years of searching for Fenn’s treasure himself. (See also my previous blog Good Enough). Like Fenn’s quest, Posey wrote a book filled with clues,
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Like We Used To
August 16, 2025
Maybe it’s the quintessential sign of getting old that you think times were better in the past than how they are now, or how they will be in the future. As a society, we all lie to ourselves and tell each other that close to fifty is middle age. When we all know for damn
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Crying Over Boys
August 6, 2025
While some would label me an ice queen, colder than the iceberg that sunk Titanic, there are the guys I’ve shed tears for ranging from a few drops to days of waterfalls pouring out of my face leading to eyes so puffy, I somewhat resembled a frog. On the other end, there are alpha men
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Good Enough
July 30, 2025
“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.” – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean Few things in this world excite me more than rockin’ concert where I can get up and dance to the rhythm of ethereal music. Jumping up and down, I’m either your favorite person at a concert or a
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The Happiest Man in Astoria
July 25, 2025
As far as I’m concerned, the happiest man in Astoria could be one of the happiest on Earth. He found it entertaining that I pointed out that I have friends who are rich and famous but aren’t as happy as he is. The man is Igor. A growing Astoria legend. One of the things I
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tête-à-tête
July 19, 2025
“Yeah. But you can’t listen to them. They’re a drug addict.” “Who says you can’t listen to drug addicts? Some drug addicts are smart.” “Like who?” “Freud was a cocaine addict. Carl Sagan was a pot head. Hemingway was an alcoholic, along with pretty much every other writer. The Beatles did a lot of preaching
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Blogger Beware
July 14, 2025
A few months ago, I got a threatening email about my use of a licensed image. The internet is really the wild west of copyright to some extent. I had once before accidentally used a copyrighted image. The owner messaged me, I took it down, and that was that. This here personal blog I’ve been
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