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I Heart NY
July 13, 2015
“But the most special are the most lonely God, I pity the violins” -Regina Spektor Summer is slow for comedy. This is normal. In May, I looked at my summer calendar with horror. The Spring months were good for me, so when June came, I began to prep myself mentally, “it’s okay,” I told myself,
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I Wrote This When I Was Very Angry & Very Intoxicated
July 5, 2015
My best friend, and non-sexual soul mate came out to his parents, coincidentally (but memorable and apropos), on the Friday same-sex marriage was legalized nationwide. Not only have I known for years, but we’re so close and spend so much time together, his parents have long thought we’ve been a couple. This happens a lot.
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Happy 6th Anniversary, Bae (comedy)
June 28, 2015
Six years is a lot to me. There aren’t too many things I’ve done for six years. Granted, I’m 26. School is the longest thing I’ve done up to this point. I never held jobs for very long. I never had long relationships. Six years is not a long time, yet it’s a huge chunk
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Wonderful Tonight
June 22, 2015
A phone call from a lawyer whom I’ve never met stirred memories which have been left by the wayside in my brain. I received a small amount of money in a settlement against the Venetian Yacht Club, because they didn’t fairly compensate their employees (where I worked as a caterer for two years). While I
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12 Songs I Never Get Sick Of
June 14, 2015
12. In My Life – The Beatles “Though I know I’ll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I’ll often stop and think about them In my life I love you more.” No other song makes me feel both a little forlornness with happiness, simultaneously, every single time I listen
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93 Miles
June 7, 2015
I guess it’s best to start at the beginning. It may help you understand. It may help to know I tend to be manic, and I get into these bizarre but familiar funks where I start to lose my shit. Basically, you have rational thoughts, and irrational thoughts. Everyone does. If you’re remotely intelligent, you
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Girl Walks Into A Bar
May 31, 2015
Girl walks into a bar, alone. It’s a Friday. The smell of a joint lingers in her hair. She came to this particular bar for two reasons: it was close to home, and they were showing the Ranger game on a large projector screen. The place is not big. Most the seats are taken. Even
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Q&A
May 24, 2015
Where was your first performance on stage, and how did it go? Do you remember the first joke you told to an audience? (Dough H.) My first stand-up performance was a bringer show (a new talent show where you have to bring x amount of people for x amount of stage time, for those not
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Older
May 17, 2015
When I was a young girl, I wanted to be older. Most kids want to be older, but only by a couple years. I wanted to be an adult. Adults seemed so smart to me back then. My parents, aunts, and uncles will attest, I was an extremely mature child, making me odd, but pleasant.
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Opia
May 10, 2015
Everyone has regrets. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying to you or lying to themselves. It’s impossible to live a life without regrets. I declare that if you don’t have any regrets, you’re doing life wrong. Regrets. I have a few. I have some that changed my whole life. Some I haven’t told
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