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When In Doubt, Go Out
May 11, 2014
(Mitch is the pretty one) We spent our summers at Atlantique beach, Fire Island. Our skin tanned from hours in the sun, often forgetting to reapply sunblock. Or more likely, that we didn’t care to. We hadn’t a care in the world. It was summer vacation, and as far as we were concerned, summers were
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The Jury & The Judge
May 6, 2014
It actually annoys me when people say “you shouldn’t judge people,” or, worse, if a person claims they don’t judge people. This is purely idiotic. Of course we judge people. And we should. It’s pure primal instinct. Fight or flight. You need to assess every situation and person you encounter. If you did not judge
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Honest Living
April 26, 2014
In one month, I debut the first pilot I’ve produced since college, Honest Living. I couldn’t have done it without my hilarious co-stars, Dennis Rooney and Tim Thompson. And, of course, our director John Trueson, who not only a great at directing, but also the best person to calm me down when I act all
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Waiting for my Squirrel
April 20, 2014
“Artist,” has become a word I don’t really care for. Because “artist” has a negative connatation. It’s a word that makes parents’ cringe when their child in college uses it to describe themselves. Because for every “successful” “artist” we know, there seems to be way more “artists” living with their parents way longer than they
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The Stork
April 13, 2014
The Stork by Lori Palminteri (Fiction) Two drunks sit at a bar… “What would you do if you found a baby on your stoop?” “I don’t understand the question.” “Like if you walked out your front door and there was a baby, in a basket, right there… on your stoop.” “Why would someone leave a
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Home
April 12, 2014
When I was in first grade, I begged my mom not to make me to go school everyday. I just wanted to stay home with her. She, of course, told me I had to go. I didn’t really give her a hard time after I asked once or twice. She would walk me to the
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Lori’s Guide to Online Dating
March 30, 2014
Yup. I caved. I joined the world of online dating. As per my recent move to New York City (and my more recent move to Queens), I realized that all my friends in the city were comics. I love comics. 90% of the time, all I want to do is hang out with comics.
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30 Rock Spec
March 24, 2014
A spec script is an original episode of an existing show. Writers do this to hone their craft in capturing others voices, in hopes that it will get them work someday. I have a few spec scripts, but my favorite by far is my 30 Rock spec script. The episode is the parody of the 1976 Paddy Chayefsky
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Books I Love
March 17, 2014
1. John Dies at the End, David Wong This is one of my favorite books. It combines most of my favorite things in a good story: drugs, dimensions, time travel, humor, horror, and adventure. The main characters John and Dave get their hands on this drug called “soy sauce.” The sauce then allows them to
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LIMBO
March 9, 2014
limbo 1. ( often initial capital letter ) Roman Catholic Theology . a region on the border of hell or heaven, serving as the abode after death of unbaptized infants (limbo of infants) and of the righteous who died before the coming of Christ (limbo of the fathers or limbo of the patriarchs) 2. a place or state of oblivion to which persons or things are regarded as being relegated when cast aside, forgotten, past, or out of date: My youthful hopes are in the limbo of lost dreams. 3. an intermediate, transitional, or midway state or place. 4. a place or state of imprisonment or confinement. At my new job, I don’t have a desk. I’m a deskless, computerless employee that bounces from station to station, working wherever is open and wherever I’m needed. I am in limbo. I’m subletting an apartment in the city. On weekends, I
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