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Cupid is a Dick
February 14, 2015
Years ago, on Valentine’s Day, my best friend Lauren and I decided to go out to dinner. We went to a sushi restaurant. The waitress gave us both roses, and we giggled at the absurdity of it all. Going out to dinner for Valentine’s Day wasn’t some single ladies feminist statement. Lauren and I are
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Panic Attack
February 8, 2015
It has come to my attention that some of my loyal blog readers have never experienced and are quite perplexed about these panic attacks I often speak of. Because I estimate a low number of loyal followers, “some” is probably like a quarter of my readership. Putting a panic attack into words is something I’ve
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Suicidal Fish
January 31, 2015
Sometimes, right before I wake up, I think I’m in my room at my parents house. Not the guest room, where I stay now. The room I grew up in. With all my stuff. Before I moved. Before it was turned into a nursery for my nephew. That’s not so weird, I suppose. But sometimes,
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Under the Sea & AXS TV
January 26, 2015
On the sandy floor of the ocean, off the coast of southern Florida, I let out what was left of the air in my lungs so I could be still for a moment longer, taking in the serenity of the fish swaying with the currents on the coral reef. To my left, a barracuda eyed my
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Lesser Known Netflix Movies You Should Watch
January 19, 2015
10. Filth A British film about a detective who’s seriously losing his shit. Based on an Irvine Welsh novel who’s known for dark humor, schitzo characters, and drugs. Is it any wonder this movie made my list? This is a fun one, if you’re slightly fucked in the head. 9. Blackfish Is this considered lesser
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College: Part II, Hunter College
January 12, 2015
Hunter College is a relatively hard school to get into, because it’s super cheap, and has a pretty good reputation. I liked Hunter immediately. Like me, the students and professors had other lives. They worked and went to college (or taught classes). It didn’t have that pretentious University feel. It felt like a good fit
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College: Part I, Suffolk Community College
January 4, 2015
In high school, I was a slightly above average student. I had mostly A’s, except in Math where I struggled to a get a B. I grew up in West Islip, a middle class to upper middle class town on the south shore of Long Island. When senior finally came, the buzz was all about
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2014: Shining On The Inside
December 29, 2014
I was standing in line at a Barnes & Noble on a gloomy rainy day. The type of torrential down pour where if it were a Jurassic Park movie, the T-Rex would attack. I could tell the lady behind me wanted to talk to me. Strangers love talking to me. They open up to me
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Last Christmas
December 21, 2014
Last Christmas, I didn’t give anyone my heart, and therefore it was not given away, like the popular Wham! song. Though, last Christmas, my parents decided they were going to spend the holiday in sunny Florida with my Grandma. I was pissed. Not only were they leaving us on Christmas, but they were going to
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Jedi’s & Jesus
December 15, 2014
Despite the fact that I’m a blasphemer, I’m proud to be the God Mother of my darling nephew. But being an atheist, in a church, “renewing my faith” in a traditional ritual so that babies don’t get lost in limbo,(ipso facto, the church using fear to create another customer in their business) was a bit
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