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Little Pussy Bitch (A Shark Tale)
November 2, 2015
The last time I went surfing in Florida with my brother and Father, we found ourselves sharing the surf with an eight foot long bull shark. This would be the second time I would see a shark in the water while surfing. The first time was at Atlantique Beach, on Fire Island, back home on
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Fear & Loathing in Lori’s Apartment
October 26, 2015
When my parents helped move me into my current home in Astoria, I proudly gave my Ralph Steadman’s ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ illustration prime real estate in my studio. It was a poster my Mom always hated. When I got it, she scoffed at it and said, “it looks like a demon.” She
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Shopping with Mom
October 17, 2015
Mom was chatting with someone in Bob’s in West Islip, as I dragged my feet, trying to look at clothes. I was in High School, and abnormally tiny. Though a teenager, I was still buying clothes from Kids R’ Us, mostly because, kids clothes was all I fit into. Juniors/teen clothes looked like maternity clothes
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Maybe Things Will Be Better In Chicago
October 11, 2015
“I’m not alone I’m not afraid This bird has flown from his cage There’s so much magic we have known On this sapphire we call home With my coat and my hat I say goodbye to all that Maybe things will be better in Chicago” (Chicago by Tom Waits) “You fuckin’ kiddin wit me now.
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Zoo
October 6, 2015
It felt like we walked a mile to see the polar bears. For some reason, walking in the hot San Diego sun with my family at the zoo was particularly exhausting. The San Diego zoo was supposedly one of the best, if not the best zoo in the country. My mother and I agreed, it
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Dear Old Friend
September 28, 2015
I remember where we left off. It was the end of the semester. The year was 2008. We said goodbye, and acted as though we’d stay in touch, though we both knew we wouldn’t, even if we wanted to. After a year of college, I made exactly zero friends. You were probably the closest I
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Cut Locks
September 21, 2015
It happened on a Sunday. During the (awful) Giant game versus the Cowboys. I was at a friends watching the game, who lives not far from me in Astoria. I rode my bike, and locked her to a pole, as I did many times, all over Queens and sometimes Brooklyn and Manhattan, for the year
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Poker Face
September 13, 2015
I’m a shitty poker player. Every time I’ve played poker, I do really well at the start, but after about an hour, I get bored. The stakes aren’t high enough. My $20 contribution to win $100 doesn’t phase me. So, I start making outrageous bets and moves. I’ll bet half my chips on a mediocre
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The Fattest Fruit Fly
September 7, 2015
The fattest fruit fly lives in an apartment in Astoria, Queens. My apartment in Astoria, Queens. The fattest fruit fly lived for weeks, and while I had once thought they only lived for 24 hours, the Internet told me they could live longer than 24 days! I thought it was impossible. Not only for a
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Pease Lane
August 30, 2015
Probably one of the worst named streets around, Pease Lane was my home for nearly 25 years. It’s where I learned how to walk, swim, ride a bike. It’s where I did my homework everyday after school. It’s where my brother and sister and I made up games, and where we fought. It’s where my
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