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Poker Face
September 13, 2015
I’m a shitty poker player. Every time I’ve played poker, I do really well at the start, but after about an hour, I get bored. The stakes aren’t high enough. My $20 contribution to win $100 doesn’t phase me. So, I start making outrageous bets and moves. I’ll bet half my chips on a mediocre
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The Fattest Fruit Fly
September 7, 2015
The fattest fruit fly lives in an apartment in Astoria, Queens. My apartment in Astoria, Queens. The fattest fruit fly lived for weeks, and while I had once thought they only lived for 24 hours, the Internet told me they could live longer than 24 days! I thought it was impossible. Not only for a
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Pease Lane
August 30, 2015
Probably one of the worst named streets around, Pease Lane was my home for nearly 25 years. It’s where I learned how to walk, swim, ride a bike. It’s where I did my homework everyday after school. It’s where my brother and sister and I made up games, and where we fought. It’s where my
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What They Don’t Teach You In School
August 25, 2015
What they don’t teach you in school is that you will use next to nothing you learned at a desk post graduation. They don’t teach you how to get a job, what to say on interviews, or how to lie on your resume. What they don’t teach you in school is how to deal with
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M.T. Pockets
August 16, 2015
Not unlike many summer days from that time in my life, we were grilling burgers at Atlantique beach, Fire Island. Running around in the sun all day, playing games and swimming, gave us kids quite an appetite, and we waited impatiently for our grilled meat, chomping down on some corn on the cob, and shoving
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Tuesday Into Wednesday
August 9, 2015
Technically, it was Wednesday morning. 1 am. I waited for my train at Times Square to Queens. Sure I had to be up again in six hours, but I had a buzz, and Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises, so I felt alright. It was the best I’d felt all day. I had been feeling pretty
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Smile Like You Mean It
August 3, 2015
I’ve been coming home late, more than ready for bed, only to find my door has been blocked by a large, intricate, and quite impressive spider web. The spider sits in the middle with a confidence that is both annoying and admirable. It’s a good spot, for sure. The light outside the building is the
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Funny Females
July 25, 2015
Probably one of the most annoying things about being a female in comedy, is after shows, people (usually women) will come up to me and say, “you were so funny, and I don’t think female comics are funny.” Besides wanting to punch them in the face, I’d like to suggest female comics they’ve likely never
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Sleeping Pills
July 21, 2015
A couple weeks ago, I started having trouble falling and staying asleep. Not getting enough rest can quickly deteriorate mental health. I started taking sleeping pills. These sleeping pills gave me vivid (and often violent) dreams… Night 1: I pull up in front of my parents house. It’s nighttime. I see couple of cop
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I Heart NY
July 13, 2015
“But the most special are the most lonely God, I pity the violins” -Regina Spektor Summer is slow for comedy. This is normal. In May, I looked at my summer calendar with horror. The Spring months were good for me, so when June came, I began to prep myself mentally, “it’s okay,” I told myself,
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