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Golden Child
May 29, 2016
I was and remain the golden child of my family. Despite my best efforts to give my older sister and younger brother a chance at favoritism, they still can’t seem to usurp me, despite the fact that I, once a straight A student, with a promising career in almost anything, decided to throw it all
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Songs For a Rainy Day
May 24, 2016
Depression, loneliness, heartbreak… all terrible feelings, and yet, so many amazing songs come from those places of hurt. This list could be in the hundreds (I listen to a lot depressing music), but these are some of my favorites. 15. Back To Black – Amy Winehouse “We only said goodbye with words I died a
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Thankful
May 18, 2016
As I complete my 27th journey around the sun, I find I need to put my morose disposition on hold to be grateful. On my last day as a 26 year old, I nursed (well, maybe not nursed) a vodka soda at the bar, waiting to go on stage, to perform for family, friends, and
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How To Be Poor
May 8, 2016
For two years, I have been living in poverty, and have suffered panic attacks because I’m almost always a few hundred dollars away from being homeless. When it comes to surviving as a poor (especially in New York), I’m kind of an expert at this point. I grew up middle class, in an upper middle
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Blue
May 1, 2016
Some years ago, I sat in a nail salon with my mother, getting a pedicure, perhaps for a special occasion, seeing that that’s really the only time I ever get my nails done. My feet were soaking in the little foot bath, as I fumbled with the remote for the back massage trying to figure
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Stay on Trail
April 27, 2016
“Stay on Trail,” those signs were put up for me. Or people like me. People who look at something dangerous, and are automatically drawn to it. People who are easily bored, overly adventurous, or just plain stupid. Those are my people. “Fuck the trail.” -Me The trail is safe. The trail is fine. The trail
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2026, The Year I Die
April 17, 2016
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” – Mark Twain I’ve been living the past ten years under the belief that I die in 2026, just before my 37th birthday. If you think this is ridiculous, it’s because it is.
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A Look Forward to Palminteri’s “AKA DEATH”
April 9, 2016
The long anticipated (by no one in particular) dark comedy pilot from Lori Palminteri, “AKA Death,” is soon to be released. The pilot follows Andi (played by Palminteri), a misfit who’s only friend is her drug dealer (Carmen Lynch). Andi is coerced into giving her deadbeat and most likely clinically insane father (Joe Starr) a
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Set Up, Punch
April 4, 2016
A few weeks back, I had the pleasure of opening for Louie CK, at Governor’s Comedy Club. Having briefly been on his show, and doing spots at Comedy Cellar, I was happy enough that he even knew who I was. Opening for people whom you admire is really fucking cool. The first show, I was
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Paranoid Android
March 28, 2016
“Ambition makes you look pretty ugly.” Exhaustion does funny things to the brain. It’s not that I haven’t been sleeping. Been sleeping plenty, though none of it good. For the better part of the month, I’ve been tossing and turning, waking up from familiar nightmares, and getting up more groggy than usual, looking out my
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