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(Road) Rage
August 28, 2016
Much of my time is spent in my car. As a traveling clown, I spend hours playing music too loud, to drown out my non-stop, often horrific thoughts, as I make my way to a gig. Usually, I’m singing along, zoned out, and occasionally talking (by talking I mean mumbling) to myself. In my defense,
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sci fi kid
August 21, 2016
Oh boy! A sleep paralysis episode! It’s been months. I’ve been doing this sleep paralysis bit (to be honest, it’s been hit or miss, it’s a work in progress) and now I have had so many people telling me their sleep paralysis stories, which is equal parts cool and terrifying, just like sleep paralysis. In
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Tickle Model
August 16, 2016
It was late one night, and I was writing emails, when I got a message from someone I didn’t know, asking if I was interested in being a tickle model. She explained, basically, you’re tied up in lingerie (not nude) and tickled by a third party, usually another woman. She also politely added that she
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Overrated Movies
August 7, 2016
10. Independence Day Okay, so I used to love Independence Day. Loved it. Aliens, explosions, Jeff Goldblum. It didn’t take a lot for me to love a film when I was a kid. I held this movie in such high regard… until I watched it as an adult. All this time I thought it was
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Sensory Deprivation
July 30, 2016
When I first heard of sensory deprivation tanks, I was both fascinated and a bit terrified. Locked in a dark tank? Pitch black? Darkness plus claustrophobia? Being alone with solely my thoughts? My demented thoughts? Sounds like my worst nightmare. An isolation/sensory deprivation tank is a lightless, soundproof tank which subjects float in salt water
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Kids
July 25, 2016
The late 20’s female is scorned when she says she doesn’t want children. People are horrified, and convinced you’ll change your mind, as if being childless is a dreadful fate for a woman. I once dated a guy specifically because he had a boat. I didn’t care for him at all, but he had a
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Stop It
July 17, 2016
When I was younger, I assumed It would go away on It’s own. Like a illness, It would exist, and after sometime, my body would fight It off. But It recurred, again and again, as if my body was storing it, and sometimes, It would go dormant, only to reappear later. Still, I had this
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Reads & Recs
July 13, 2016
There’s nothing better than chilling on the beach with a good book. Here’s some good novels I’ve read lately that I highly recommend. Feel free to leave a comment and recommend a book! I’m always trying to start book clubs with people because I’m a huge nerd. The First Fifteen Lives Of Harry August by
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Earth, Venus, Mars, Iceland
July 4, 2016
Post vacation blues still linger as I continue to scroll through the pictures over and over. The pictures are incredible, and yet, do Iceland little justice, and so, I’m not foolish enough to believe that any words I put together could possibly explain the both earthly and unearthly place that is Iceland. Some years ago,
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Lucky Number Seven
June 26, 2016
When asked why I got into comedy, there are several versions of the story, none more true or false than the other. The most told is the shortest version: I was a comedy nerd who dreamed of writing for sitcoms. I tried stand up, and got hooked. Seven years ago, at twenty years old, a
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