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HACK!
March 4, 2017
There is simply nothing worse in comedy than a joke thief. I hate them. The second worse thing are hacks. I don’t hate hacks, by any means, but their sets are eye rolling inducing, and as much I love to eye roll, I wish some hacky bits would be put to rest since they have
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Female Mentor Wanted
February 26, 2017
I’m fresh off of a women in comedy panel at Yale, and yes, I refrained from my “fuck the system” attitude, and acted as a professional comedian. Me on a panel at Yale is hilarious for a great number of reasons, but I’ll spare you. It did bring to light something that has been missing
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Don’t Eat Healthy
February 18, 2017
It was early on Saturday or Sunday morning, and given that this was a time before I did comedy, I was an early riser. Up with the sun. Already, I could hear my parents fussing over something in the kitchen. I lay in bed, looking at the clouds in the sky through my bedroom window
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To The Woman Who Died Alone In Her Apartment
February 11, 2017
To The Woman Who Died Alone In Her Apartment, I was told you had been dead for days. I was trying to reach you. Not to see how you were doing — though in my defense, I had no idea if you were old or sick. I knew nothing about you. Not your favorite season,
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Homewok
February 6, 2017
When I was in the 5th grade, my teacher, Mrs. Miller (whom I would later babysit for, and then she would become one of my closest friends, which my brother has said, “makes me a really weird person”), had the class write to pen pals with a class in the other middle school in our
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Thought Loops
January 30, 2017
I will do my best to explain. My best will not be good enough. Thought Loop: a hellish cycle of unending decision making which never really gets resolved. Here is what Psychonautwiki says about thought loops: Thought loops can be described as the experience of becoming trapped within a chain of thoughts, actions and emotions
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COCKROACH BASEMENT (An Ode To Comedy)
January 22, 2017
Just a couple months ago, I was sitting on the beach in Florida with my parents, whom I love very much, and my brother, drinking beer. And I thought to myself how fortunate I was. And then my second thought was, “God, I wish I was doing some shitty show in a basement in New
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In Case You Missed It… 2016
January 15, 2017
For all the shit 2016 is getting, there wasn’t a lack of amazing creative content for our enjoyment and perhaps distraction. TV is really in a golden age making it harder and harder for even extroverts to leave their homes. A lot of really great films were released, and if you’re an indie rock fan,
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Rock In Ear
January 8, 2017
My Mother was looking into my kid brother’s ear with an Otoscope. Mitch had been complaining about ear pain. He was in elementary school at the time. Much to my Mother’s surprise, there was a rock wedged in his ear canal. “How did a rock get in your ear?!” Though, the answer was obvious. “Someone
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2016: A Deal with the Devil, One Perfect Sky & A Dangling Carrot
December 31, 2016
Few people seem to mourn the end of 2016. Maybe 2016 was an especially shitty year (it was), or maybe we’re all just getting older, and life sucks a little more each year (God, I hope not). It hasn’t been all bad… in fact, quite a bit of good happened, sprinkled in with some great.
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