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May 20, 2018
This blog is written by 29 year old Lori. And if you’re not Lori, in the future, you can go ahead and skip this blog. Seriously. Or read it. It’s just the same to me. . . . . . You’re still here? Are you pooping? Don’t answer that. ______________________________________ On the eve of
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Valuable
May 13, 2018
To be very clear, money is not the root of all evil. Actually, money has greatly improved humans as a species, as we can settle on a currency of worth and therefore minimize primal strength as a means of power. Money allows power and as the Flaming Lips sang, “you cannot know yourself and what
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Cracked
May 6, 2018
As kids, we had an abundant amount of energy. We were fortunate to have a decent sized backyard, with friends on our block. In all the warmer months we’d be running amuck, usually without shoes. It had been my firm belief back then that it was both better and more efficient to climb trees with
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4.5
April 30, 2018
White water rafting is best in the Spring. And by best I mean most dangerous. Because as the snow melts, the river levels rise and creates the fastest and largest rapids. Cut from the same half insane cloth, my cousin Brian and I had our eyes on going on a day trip this Spring. Brian’s
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Breakneck Ridge
April 21, 2018
It wasn’t the plan. The plan was to hike Bull Hill. But I couldn’t locate the trail. The first place my gps lead me to was a sketchy gravel road, and I turned back because I drive a Hyundai Accent, and they’re not exactly known for their off-roading abilities. In town (Cold Spring), a security
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April 14, 2018
Sometimes….. It just goes down like this….. It’s nothing really significant It’s nothing so special That we are not so unique That we happen all the time It doesn’t mean that our experience is any less If it’s new to us, then it is new An exploration An adventure That maybe we are drawn to
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Me coming from You
April 8, 2018
You think maybe the only thing you’ve ever been 100% sure about is that you never want to be too far from the ocean. You need to be close enough that you can just go there, on a whim, even if it’s too cold to go in, but ultimately, you will need Mother Oceans embrace.
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Some Guy Named Ron
April 2, 2018
It’s my last day in Aruba. With an evening flight home to New York, I have the morning. There’s a spot about two miles away from the hotel I’m staying that, allegedly, has some really great snorkeling. Forever a loving daughter of Mother Ocean, snorkeling is an activity that never bores nor ceases to amaze
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LIZARDS
March 26, 2018
After spending the morning running on the beach and swimming in the pristine turquoise blue water on my first day in Aruba, I noticed something a bit odd… I hadn’t seen a single lizard. Could Aruba be a tropical island without lizards? This seemed impossible to me. I’d expected this place to be crawling with
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Snobby, Bitch. Quiet, Weirdo.
March 18, 2018
One of my closest friends in comedy confessed that when he first met me he thought I was a snob and kind of a bitch. We first met at a sort of comic gathering at the Beer Garden in Astoria. He is a super friendly guy and no one would ever describe me as super
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