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Boardshorts & Butts
September 29, 2018
More than one of my brothers former girlfriends have complained to me about some obligation he was blowing off— maybe it was a BBQ her family was having or a communion or something of that nature— because he was going surfing instead. It perplexed me, always, why his girlfriends thought they were gaining something by
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Spin Cycle
September 25, 2018
It’s hard not to feel like a loser at the Laundromat. Though I’m not saying you are a loser if you go to the Laundromat, I’m just saying as you stand there, listening to music, watching the suds cycle in a machine, you’re not exactly thinking, “I’m a winner.” Because you could come from a
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A Short Blog
September 17, 2018
The days get shorter and the summer sun becomes a warm ghost of the past who kissed our skins tan. That’s how the cycle always goes. The seasons have always been bipolar. A short hiatus from mood stabilizing meds is over. The summer is the best (or safest?) time to do so. Fall will turn into winter,
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There’s A Hole On The Bottom Of My Foot
September 9, 2018
There’s a hole on the bottom of my foot. I made it. It’s where a planters wart used to be. You see, what I did was, I sat on my bed after smoking a joint with a glass of vodka soda on my nightstand. After cleaning my foot, I took a book of matches, and
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AC (Part III)
September 1, 2018
Dear Blog Readers, Welcome to the third part of this road journal. If you haven’t read the first two parts, don’t even trip, dawg. My blogs are more episodic than serialized anyway. Day 4 In the morning, I discovered there were desserts in my mini fridge. An egg claire and tiramisu cups. Not your typical,
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AC (Part II)
August 29, 2018
Dear Blog Readers, You came back! Was it because the first part of this road journal was so well written and interesting that you were waiting for part II or are you just currently really bored/on the toilet? Don’t answer that. I’m glad you’re here no matter what! The road diary continues… Day 2 In
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AC (Part I)
August 27, 2018
Dear Blog Readers, Welcome back! I can’t believe you’re here! No, really, I can’t believe anyone reads this at all (besides my mom). I didn’t really know what to write about this week, and the blog I had on the back burner was kind of a bummer (though aren’t they all? “Lori’s Blog: Kind of
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What Condition My Condition Was In
August 21, 2018
The forecast predicted clouds for most of the northeast, much to my dismay. It was the weekend of the Perseids meteor shower, something most people don’t give a shit about, but it always excites me. Plus, it’s been three years since we’ve had clear skies for Perseids. But when we did, I went to the
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Goldfish
August 12, 2018
3am. Tuesday morning. I’ve been home for three hours, asleep for two. My phone rings, and actually, it happens to be a night it’s both on and not on silent. Often, I turn my phone off at night. It’s my brother, Mitch. “I’m in the hospital, I think I got hit by a car, I
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Weekend Warrior
August 4, 2018
It’s not even 8am on a Friday morning, and like a homeless crack head, I’m curled on a blanket at Gilgo beach trying to make up for not sleeping at all the night before. My hands and feet are blue from my Raynuad’s disease and just getting out of the ocean, as I lay fetal
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