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Just Don’t Lie To Me
February 22, 2022
I neither love nor hate being single. Like anything, there are pros and cons. Being alone doesn’t bother me the way I think it bothers most people. As an introvert, I relish lonely hours. This, however, doesn’t mean I’m immune to the sometimes daunting, if not crippling, loneliness side effects of longing for arms around
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The Intellect At The Sex Party
February 15, 2022
Now, it’s a well known fact I’m some sort of insomniac. More nights than not, I’m up extremely late, cursing my brain to just shut the fuck up so I rest and be a functional human in the morning. Sometimes, this leads to late night smoking sessions. Sometimes, weed will aid me into passing out.
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The Thing About Game Shows
February 13, 2022
The only time I watch game shows is when I’m in Florida visiting my parents. It’s part of their ritual routine. The only game show I consider admirable is ‘Jeopardy.’ The rest of it is shiny garbage. But the truth is, I actually like to watch game shows with my folks. They like ‘Wheel of
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Dear Abs
February 6, 2022
Dear Abs, I want you back. I miss you. Do you miss me? In those fleeting months we were one. God, did we look great together. I know I have to work a little harder to win you back. You have to really want it. Was I happier person with abs? Overall, probably not. True
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Stop Making Sense
January 29, 2022
When I first saw billboards for “David Byrne’s American Utopia,” for some reason I thought it was like “Mamma Mia” in the sense that they took Byrne’s music and turned it into a story (no disrespect to Mamma Mia, I actually love ABBA). I had no reason to think this it was just what my
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I Swear I’m Not A Baby Crazed 32 Year Old
January 17, 2022
“I swear I’m not a baby crazed 32 year old,” sounds like something a baby crazed 32 year old would say. I understand this. My apartment has been undergoing some minor upgrades, including a new dresser, a (finally) big TV, a much needed bookshelf and even a new roommate, Gertrude. Gertrude is a beta fish,
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Another Funeral, A Fart Joke & A Small Ask
January 15, 2022
Great Aunt Camille was my grandma’s sister and her life long best friend. There were never sweeter sisters. Between the two of them, I’m unsure they ever spoke poorly about anyone. My grandma didn’t speak all that much, actually. She was a quiet, timid woman. Camille was a bit spunkier and funnier. Even though Camille
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Rage On
January 6, 2022
I take it back. I take it all back. All that stuff about not wanting to live long (well, I still don’t want to live really long, like nursing home long). But maybe the prophecy that’s supposed to take place in April of 2026 is not something tragic. Maybe, it’s something great. Maybe. And I
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If I’m Going To Get Sick From Anyone…
December 30, 2021
It was the eve of Christmas Eve when I arrived at my sisters where I received my usual greeting of two little excited kids yelling my name and running to me for hugs. I do not take these entrances for granted. I know they will not be small like this forever, that some day when
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Overrated/Underrated
December 26, 2021
OVERRATED “Succession” If you are a fan of the of HBO hit about an awful rich family, might I suggest the funny version: “Arrested Development.” They are basically the same show except “Arrested Development” is joke packed and probably more realistic. I’m not even saying “Succession” is a bad show, but if suddenly the cast
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