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Flaws
July 6, 2022
Despite a childhood of my siblings deeming me “the perfect child” or even my writing partner, Nick Griffin, pitching his voice up mocking me, “I’m Lori and I’m so perfect,” like anyone else, I am as far from perfect as Earth is from the sun. Which, I suppose is a good thing, or the Earth
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Kill! Fuck! Marry! THE BOYS Edition!
June 27, 2022
It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these and they’re fun. It’s everyone’s favorite time killing game when you’re stuck in traffic with friends… Kill! Fuck! Marry! This edition is with characters from Amazon’s “The Boys.” Potential spoiler warning for those who have not watched or are caught up! “The Boys” is a
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Behind On Blogs
June 20, 2022
Over ten years ago, I vowed to myself I’d write a blog a week. Whether I thought the blog was a funny story, a sad one, a life lesson, silly nonsense, a review, or just me venting… That was a promise I made to myself. And sometimes, I think I’ve written some really interesting or
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Baby Snails
June 12, 2022
When I updated Gertrude’s (my beta fish, who is actually a male, the genders of my tank are like the water inside— fluid) tank, I decided it would be best to get a little snail to help regulate algae. I’ve had a number of different tanks and lots of fish in my life, so I’m
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Jeff’s Funeral
May 30, 2022
It was Jeff’s birthday the other day. Or would have been. It still feels to talk about him in past tense. Jeff is my best friend’s husband, whom I was once a nanny for, who died late last year suddenly of cancer, leaving behind a wife and four teenagers. It still feels awful. It still
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Cosmic Coincidence
May 26, 2022
Do you believe in fate? Probably for most of my twenties, I would have given you a hard no. I heard a quote once that said “fate is just your decisions plus time.” Which I still mostly believe. But the older I get, the more I see things, often small, that make no sense to
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What I Remember About My Communion
May 9, 2022
Not much, to be honest. I used to have a bit about my first Holy Communion that ended with the priest going “the body of Christ” and me freezing up with nerves and saying, “may the force be with you.” I don’t, however, remember how the beginning of the joke went, but it did well
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32 No More
May 9, 2022
It’s funny, because when I was a kid, I predicted my 30s were going to be the decade of my life. It was off to slow start, mostly because within my 30th year, COVID happened which hiccuped all our lives, sent me far off the rails, and there were times, I admit, I thought the
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COVID, The Hospital & Things Being Okay
May 2, 2022
Hello, there! Did you miss me? I was out of commission for a few days with COVID plus a sinus infection accompanied with an ear infection. The ear infection was the most troublesome. So much so, I’m starting electrode acupuncture in hopes to remedy my chronic inner ear problems because I am done. I barely
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FOMO and Cartoon Pajamas
April 21, 2022
Alas, readers, I write from my sickly bed. Tired and annoyed. Anxious and also tired. Did I say tired? God, what are other words for tired? If only I wasn’t so fatigued. Yes, on Easter Sunday my throat was bothering me after working a casino over the weekend. This often happens to me in casinos,
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