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Elevators
August 7, 2026
Patience must be practiced perpetually to master it as a virtue, or perhaps in most people’s case, to simply tolerate. Patience is not a quality runs in the Palminteri family. Few things test mine more than slow or faulty elevators. It’s not simply the waiting that drives me mad, it’s the anxiety of if I
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Artists Talk
August 4, 2026
How Barry and I came to be friends is somewhat serendipitous. Though Barry lived just a town over from where I grew up, he is from my parents generation. It is not unlike me to have friends from all walks of life, and different ages, however. Our connection came from my lifelong friend, Dean, who
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A Lazy Summer Poem
July 28, 2026
It was summer that I always lived for those carefree days and nights It was perfection The lazy mornings Hot days Not to be idle in the sand But moving in the water Dragging fingers through the sand Sensory delight of the universe Music notes dance to the beat of the piping plovers feet The
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The Farrah Photo
July 21, 2026
Why recreate the Farrah photo? Well, why not? In a digital age that rewards thirst traps, why not recreate the OG thirst trap, the most printed poster of all time? I don’t really enjoy taking “sexy” pictures unless there’s something fun or weird about it. Paying homages to classics falls in the fun category. So
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Homers
July 14, 2026
Who is the most famous Homer in history? Is it Homer of the Iliad and Odyssey or Homer Simpson? Now, most intellects would quickly argue that, of course, it’s Homer of the most epic tale of all time. But the same historians would argue that Homer didn’t even exist as one man, it’s more of
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Bring Boredom Back
July 7, 2026
There seems to be a perpetual phenomenon, or day I say epidemic, with the youth today. I see with kids I’m related to, or kids I’m a part time caretaker for… they are perpetually bored. In the house, outside, for three seconds in a car, this whiny little voice saying, “I’m bored!” I hardly remember
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The Story of the Hawaiian Monk Seal
June 26, 2026
If you go to Hawaii, there is a great chance you’ll see all types of majestic wildlife, including the endangered monk seal. In my travels to Hawaii, I’ve seen many a monk seal. Usually you see them sun bathing on the shore, taking a break from swimming. They are big creatures, with a healthy amount
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Pushed Off Stage
June 12, 2026
Lucky for me, I have a collection of memories so outrageously fun and hilarious from my comedy career, they seem to have made all the hard times worth it. Sometimes these moments are times I am crushing on stage in what I would consider truly great sets, but more likely it’s shared moments with other
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Paint the City in Blue and Orange
June 10, 2026
From the first game in the NBA finals, every bar in every borough of NYC was overflowing with people. Lines were aggravatingly long for drinks. People were literally watching from the streets, not even drinking at all, just to be part of a legendary New York City experience. Admittedly, basketball isn’t really my sport. I’m
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INSANITY – a short story
May 31, 2026
“I don’t understand. You saw it? You saw god?” “Only when it passed through me. And it wasn’t god.” “You said it was the creator?” “I said it was the created. Quite different from the creator. Not god.” “So, what did it look like?” “It didn’t have a shape. Not in the traditional sense of
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