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New York Paradise
August 9, 2024
The sun beamed stronger than an ant carrying a crumb twenty times its body weight. My wide brim straw hat covers my melasma stained face, which, I’ve been warned will worsen outdoors despite my best efforts to wear hats and sunscreen. Despite my growing insecurity of my discolored face, I would rather die than never
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Chicken Hawk
August 1, 2024
“Don’t pee on the American flag, it’s un-American!” I say to Leo and Crumb, the two dogs I’m out walking while dog sitting. I pull them away from the flag, staked in the ground. Of course, peeing in public as a dog isn’t just legal, it’s acceptable. But if I pull down my pants and
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Come Dancing: Part II
July 26, 2024
The city is only great in the Spring and the Fall. Summer is far too hot. It smells like piss in the streets and if you take the subway anywhere, you’re bound to show up drenched in sweat. I have, on more than one occasion, brought a second set of clothes in a backpack so
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Come Dancing
July 20, 2024
My buddy Greg and I went to see Modest Mouse and The Pixies, for the second year in a row. We live for loud rock and roll concerts. Plus, he’s used to me drinking and getting high and acting like a total maniac. Unless you’ve seen me at a concert, or in the ocean, you
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Expensive Coffee
July 16, 2024
I don’t even drink coffee. I like it, but it doesn’t like me. Like a British person, I drink copious amounts of tea. All different types. People say this will help me live longer. Though I couldn’t be more open about my disinterest in very long life. Only as long as my mind functions, as
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Ghosted
July 7, 2024
The phenomenon of “ghosting” is symptom of dating apps, though I’m sure it happened before our lives became tech riddled, just not as often. I’ve been ghosted plenty times in the dating world. In some regard, that’s the normal way to blow someone off, is to just not respond. And even I think it’s somewhat
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Misery
June 24, 2024
It’s crazy how fast we heal as children, with almost Wolverine like powers. One day you’ll have a cut, the next it’s gone. Nowadays, even a mosquito bite I scratch off will take much longer to heal, much to my dismay. And since it’s summer, it’s rare I’ll go even a few days without getting
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Oh New York, New York
June 17, 2024
My days have been far from usual, even the usual ones. And I admit I spend far too much time sleeping, though I justify it by telling myself that if I’m sleeping, I’m not spending money. Additionally, sleep is one of the big factors of looking young, as our bodies do most their healing when
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And I’d Kill For A Woman
June 8, 2024
A panhandler enters the subway car. Looking basically as you’d expect. My nose is in a book and I pretend to ignore him, but I listen to his announcement. “I love black people. I love white people. I love asians and Spanish people. I love muslims and christians and jews. Everyone has a place here.
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Escape
June 3, 2024
“Where are you? Where am I? When are we gonna escape? Say now, say now, say now, say now, say now…” From “Don’t Let Me Fall Behind” — Jukebox the Ghost I wake up floating on a pool float as the sun rises, birds chirping. There’s a towel over me. I’m confused how I
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