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In Defense of Nepotism
March 7, 2025
In keeping with tradition of arguing for the unpopular opinion and/or being a true neutral, making majorities annoyed with me, I’d like to defend nepotism. Between Hollywood or Washington, or even some shitty small company you work for, chances are, someone who’s related to a big shot has better treatment and a far better chance
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I “Mustache” You A History Question
March 3, 2025
Recently, I was doing a gig in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and since I was coming from another place in Pennsylvania, I was without a hotel and had ample time to kill. Much of Pennsylvania is rather boring, and sometimes even feels like you went through a time portal and are no longer in the 2020s. And
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Lasers. Libertarians. Lesbians.
February 26, 2025
I bought an at-home laser hair removal device off Amazon that cost me roughly a hundred dollars and had good reviews. Mostly, I got it for my underarms because I get a perpetual ingrown hair in my right arm pit that I have to pull out with tweezers. That’s really, really sexy, I know. You
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Five Silver Rings
February 14, 2025
For as long as I live, the phrase “five golden rings,” like from the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas” will remind me of my grandpa Vincent Palminteri. Growing up, it was tradition for my dad’s side of the family, a large Catholic Italian family, to gather on Christmas Eve. There are many musicians in
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Cheap Date
February 5, 2025
Admittedly, I’d become a serial dater in the month of January, year 2025. I had recently taken a break from online dating apps, but I was back with force. Of course, ultimately, I’m looking to fall in love, but I’m a cynic and I approach dating with a wry eye. Additionally, I have desires and
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An Uncomfortable Conversation About Suicide
January 29, 2025
“When people commit suicide, no one ever understands. You know what I mean? People commit suicide and people go ‘I don’t understand why.’ and I go, ‘You don’t?’ What, do you live in a cotton-candy house or something? What the fuck? You don’t know about life? How it only disappoints and gets worse and worse
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PhilaLori Punk (Sideline Reporter)
January 19, 2025
Anyone who knows me well, knows, I am a giant fan of Diane Morgan’s satirist documentarian, Philomema Cunk. If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor, and go watch on Netflix series, “Cunk on Earth” and now, the new “Cunk on Life.” In character, Morgan plays a supremely bored and ignorant documentarian interviewing real experts,
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Wave to Jesus
January 13, 2025
The traffic in Hawaii is atrocious. Honolulu or North Shore traffic made me yearn to be in New York traffic. That’s how bad it is. At least New York traffic moves. Hawaii rush hour is probably the worst part about Hawaii. Unlike New York, though, people are much nicer. The other drivers let you merge.
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Stranger Things I Find Attractive
January 6, 2025
There are things everyone finds attractive— a big, white smile, sparkling eyes, a fit body, smart brain, kind heart and humorous wit. I like those things too (and strive to have them), but there are less common, stranger things I also find attractive. This (as per instagram’s voting request) is a blog about those things.
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When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep
January 1, 2025
Kids suffer from a great deal of FOMO when it’s their bedtime and adults are still mingling. The little ones even cry, unbeknownst to them that their tears are literal proof how much they need to go to sleep. The last time I cried because I didn’t want to go to bed is such a
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