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The Lottery
November 17, 2022
Confused, self medicated and groggy, my eyelids barely open and for a moment I’m lost. Where am I? Am I on a train? How did I get here? The befuddlement passes and I remember, oh yeah— I’m on a plane, heading for Paris. Anytime the lottery gets really high, my sister reminds me to get
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Pre-Travel Anxiety
November 7, 2022
While travel gives my life pleasure, experience and in increased sense of purpose, I’m never without some concern before a trip. And, usually, this concern is financial. As I anticipate my next adventure, the city of love and prized by American literally heroes— Paris— I find myself facing known anxieties. It’s true I’m not so
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Butt Plug Palminteri: A Major Threat To Society
November 4, 2022
In a previous blog I shared how someone used one of my stand up clips and titled it “Butt Plugs” despite the fact that don’t even mention butt plugs in the set, nor I have ever said the term “butt plugs” into a microphone, ever. In just 3 days, the clip got over 100,000 views,
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Magic Wands
October 27, 2022
A magic wand (I hope that every woman knows and has one) is a female pleasuring device that isn’t actually magic but might as well be. Some years ago, I had broken my magic wand. No, I will not be taking questions at this time. And so, I decided to write the manufacturer. In my
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Tall Order
October 26, 2022
While being a late blooming runt caused strife throughout my youth, there was no time I hated it more than going to an amusement park and being denied entry to big rides. You might as well have cut out my heart. Of course, on some level I understood it was not because I would be
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Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
October 22, 2022
“Kidnap the Sandy Claws Lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights” —Nightmare Before Christmas It’s no secret that “The Nightmare Before Christmas” was one of my favorite childhood movies. Which, in retrospect, is mildly unnerving. Every year, I re-watch it and go, “wow this is weird
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Ghost Passenger
October 19, 2022
“Well you and I both know that the house is haunted And you and I both know that the ghost is me” -Dearly Departed, Shakey Graves It was the first time in my entire life I missed a plane. Hell, it was the first time in my entire life I was even late for a
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Anticipation
October 8, 2022
My mom told me a tale she heard that I can not concern for sure is fact or fiction, but it’s tale applauded by parents, praised as genius. Apparently, there’s this family that is driving down to Florida to go to Disney World and they know for sure their kids are going to fight with
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Wisdom
September 28, 2022
It was always said since I was a mere elementary school kid that I was “wise beyond my years.” It was a badge I wore with honor. Though, despite my brain and disposition being an old soul, my body developed at a snail’s pace, and I always looked years younger than I actually was. Alas,
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Bugs Bite & Bug Bites
September 19, 2022
It was the last weekend of summer vacation. But not the last weekend of summer… no, not for likes of salty beach bums like us. We stretched the summer well into September, still do. I was going into either sixth or seventh grade, years that are now hard for me to differentiate. So, that last
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