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tête-à-tête
July 19, 2025
“Yeah. But you can’t listen to them. They’re a drug addict.” “Who says you can’t listen to drug addicts? Some drug addicts are smart.” “Like who?” “Freud was a cocaine addict. Carl Sagan was a pot head. Hemingway was an alcoholic, along with pretty much every other writer. The Beatles did a lot of preaching
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Blogger Beware
July 14, 2025
A few months ago, I got a threatening email about my use of a licensed image. The internet is really the wild west of copyright to some extent. I had once before accidentally used a copyrighted image. The owner messaged me, I took it down, and that was that. This here personal blog I’ve been
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Chemical Warfare
July 2, 2025
It was a quiet, hot weekend in Astoria, Queens. Summer wasn’t just in the air, it was the air. Gardens tended to by neighbors flourished with color and floral smells. A drastic and welcomed contrast to Manhattan that would, from now until September, reek of piss. Until Labor Day, all roads to eastern Long Island
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Don’t Kill the Tomboy
June 27, 2025
Look. For the record, I do not care what your pronouns are. I care so little, I don’t want to know, and if you tell me, there is a likelihood I’ll still get them wrong not because I want to insult you (if I wanted to insult, you would know, I write insult
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The Quick Crip
June 17, 2025
While exploring ruins in Italy on with my cane with my broken foot, I got nods from a number of people who were impressed about how I got well I was getting around despite my injury. There were plenty of not crippled people exhausted and complaining about walking. And then I’d shuffle by them, quietly
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All Roads Lead To Rome
June 14, 2025
If you’ve taken hopper flights before, you already know, that it’s a smaller plane (in Europe, usually Ryanair) that loads from the parking lot and you have to go up a flight of stairs to get into the plane. When flying from Malta to Sardinia, someone helped me carry my suitcase up and I’m able
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Malta
June 4, 2025
The journey continued from Sicily to Malta via ferry. Because of my cane and fractured foot, I was escorted through security and they didn’t scan any of my bags. Gee, I guess if you want to smuggle drugs to Malta, just be handicapped. The ferry from Sicily to Malta is under two hours and is
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Sinking in Sicily & Fractured Foot
May 29, 2025
Part I: The Flood When I decided I was going to go to Italy, Sicily was one of the top places I wanted to see, since the Palminteri’s are fully Sicilian. And when it came to be that I would be doing the trip solo, I decided I wanted to see, for the most part,
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A Long Trip To Somewhere
May 24, 2025
There is always a line at Starbucks in the airport, which I never really fully understand. I mean, I’m a tea drinker anyway, but I never want to be caffeinated on the airplane. In fact, I want to be so subdued, that if the plane went down, I would only know post crash. And it’s
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Single. Dollar. Bills.
May 21, 2025
In the backyard at a long time friend’s house, I crack a beer. It’s a beautiful day. The sun shines on the now blossomed trees. My brother arrives with my nephew, Blaise. Blaise runs up to me with a wad of singles, throws them at me and yells, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU HAMSTER” before giving me
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